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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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