DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

tim rafter died no one cared

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

A Jew returns change.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Guess what? SHADAP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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