Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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