- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What does a man like. food.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

your face.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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