- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A van drives into a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

I am black.

SPAMS!!!

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

drugs.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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