- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Haha pizza

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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