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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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