- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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