What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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want to go home? yea

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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PENIS

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Thumbs this up

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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