why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Go away.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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