Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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anus soup

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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