gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Hello world

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A Jew returns change.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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GooglePlus.

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...Jack Vale

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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