- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's your mother, open the door.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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