What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Jewish People

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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