KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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womans rights

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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beiber i straight

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An Irishman stays home

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