- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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