- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Niko isnt a mexican douche

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

drugs.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Women's rights

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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