Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Shit.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Herman Cain

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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