i have 2 penises

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

69

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

anus soup

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...