What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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sixty....eight.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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okay.....

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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