What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

penis

Brittney Spears

A ginger rapping.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Baseball

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Men's rights

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Please don't rape me.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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