- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your life That's the joke

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i have 2 penises

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Obamacare!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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