Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Obamacare!

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Dead babies.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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