Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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jack shine has boobs

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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penis

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Anti Joke

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