A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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this website...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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