- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Women's rights.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Please don't rape me.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Bing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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