What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

No.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Lets make like trees and stand still

two fish are in a tank.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

want to go home? yea

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What does a man like. food.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

knock knock come in

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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