Satan called. I put him on hold.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I dislike old people.

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