- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

gay marriage.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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