A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

alcoholism kills

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

There is a car full of black people.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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