- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Women

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

the WNBA

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

cheese

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

pubic lice.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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