- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Real jokes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What did the mole say? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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