a horse walks into a barn

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Dozer has a soul

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Men's rights

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Good one...

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Miscarriages.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Bing

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Come in

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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