Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

gay marriage.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Men's rights

Please don't rape me.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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