What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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PENIS

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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noodles

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A van drives into a car.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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