A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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