A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

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