Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Men's rights

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Come in

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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PENIS

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

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