Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What break when you talk?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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