Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +8

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

. Deez nuts Ok

thumb_up thumb_down +4

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

thumb_up thumb_down

Bing

thumb_up thumb_down

want to go home? yea

thumb_up thumb_down

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops