roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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women's rights

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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