- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the mole say? Nothing

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

the WNBA

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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