What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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steves legs

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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