Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

two fish are in a tank.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

steves legs

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why were corners made? For crying.

PENIS

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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