A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Hi poop!

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I have no joke. u mad?

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A Jew returns change.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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i heart wiener

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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alcoholism kills

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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