What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Your life That's the joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Go away.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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