- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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