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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

two fish are in a tank.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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The glass is half an hour.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What does a man like. food.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Satan called. I put him on hold.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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