- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.