What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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your life

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