- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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