- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Oliver's friends

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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