If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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