nice shorts.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

women's rights

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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