A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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