What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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