what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What break when you talk?

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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