amy copied adams haircut :0

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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hahaha

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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