Rebecca Black sings a song.

Penis

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

okay.....

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

. Deez nuts Ok

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What color is my lamp? Brown

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Satan called. I put him on hold.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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