anus soup

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Can I touch it?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

One Big Ass Mistake America

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Indeed.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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