What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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minorities

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