A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Knock Knock Good one...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

two fish are in a tank.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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