- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

i am predestal

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Knock Knock. Go away!

One Big Ass Mistake America

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Women

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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