- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

how does peploe get around they walk

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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