What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Women's rights

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Go away.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Robin, get in the car.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

i have 2 penises

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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