How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats better than shoes feet

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A bar walks into your mother.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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