Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Your life That's the joke

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Yo mama so fat she died

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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