- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Real jokes.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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