Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What comes after "Q" R

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Women

gay marriage.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

jack shine has boobs

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

two fish are in a tank.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Please don't rape me.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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