- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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