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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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