Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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penis

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Your life That's the joke

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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