What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Haha pizza

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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