Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Bing

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want to go home? yea

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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