What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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your face.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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i fondle myself every night....

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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