- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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