Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Obamacare!

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

justin littleton. nuff said

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

I LIKE TURLES.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Covietz has a large penis

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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