- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the mole say? Nothing

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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