Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Mmmm, donuts

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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