A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I am black.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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drugs.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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nice shorts.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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