Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Indeed.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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