- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

how do you stop a train? you cant..

you are gay

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Dear John,

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

I met a man today. His name was John.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Slavery lol

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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