What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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your face.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A man buys free health care...

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Got milk? No.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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