what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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ur mother

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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this website...

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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go go gadget

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Anti Joke

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