Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

I love boobs

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Exactly what?

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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