Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Yo mama so fat she died

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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