- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Herman Cain

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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