You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Can I touch it?

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Indeed.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

minorities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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