- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Shit.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Oliver's friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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