- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

gay marriage.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Men's rights

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

American Idol

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

So a baby seal walks into a club

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