Exactly what?

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

gay marriage.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

two fish are in a tank.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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