- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I dislike old people.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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