- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

nathan palmer has a big head !

Mmmm, donuts

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??