How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Google Doodles

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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pubic lice.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Men's rights

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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