A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

your face.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What do you find....... there's a..........

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

A man buys free health care...

Got milk? No.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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