Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Mmmm, donuts

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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