lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do u call a cripple Biv

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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