A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why so serious ?

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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