A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

why does the man appear fat he is

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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