One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Hello.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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