how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why so serious ?

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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