An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Fat? Jesse Z

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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