Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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