what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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