Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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