Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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