hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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