Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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