How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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