Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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