Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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