why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Knock Knock.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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