Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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