roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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