- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Your Mom The End.