a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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