- Anti Joke

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Gustavo Andrade

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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