Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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soccor

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Anti Joke

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