Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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William Raines.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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