What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Spotto

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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