there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Matt Damon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I'm banging your sister.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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