-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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ur gay

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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