- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

how do you confuse a blond?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Why is the ground wet It rained

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

david what a baghead

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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