Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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