Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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hey

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Anti Joke

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