What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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