whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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whats brown? poop.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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im not food

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Dick spice

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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