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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

breasts

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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