What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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cms.......?????

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Anti Joke

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