Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Ron Paul for President!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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penis?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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