Justin Bieber's mother.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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A man walks into a bar.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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NAACP

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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