A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

*you're

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Im cute hehehee

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

we all know sammi has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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