Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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I am very humble.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Poop

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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