What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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