how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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