What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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PENIS lol

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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