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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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