A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Hahaha

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My love life

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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