Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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HURT

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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