So this blonde walks into a library.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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PATHETIC

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

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