What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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this is not a joke. jks

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Teen pregnancy

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Anti Joke

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