- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

George Bush.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Obama

whats really hot the sun

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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