why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What time is it? 10:58

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Anti Joke

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