How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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