- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Who invented apple? God

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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