- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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