your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

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