- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Women's rights.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

The cow went moo

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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