Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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You're so straight!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Anti Joke

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