What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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I died shortly after writing this.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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