- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

it's funny because it's funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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