What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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go go gadget

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Anti Joke

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