Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Asians...

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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