squirrels with massive bonerss

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

A black succeeds

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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