- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

No it doesnt..

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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