- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew went to Germany.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

1+1 =? Too

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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