A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

It’s dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

thumb_up thumb_down +811

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

thumb_up thumb_down +37

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops