How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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honest politician

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What do people say? words.

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Anti Joke

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