What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Anti Joke

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