- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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