What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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