Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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