how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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im gay

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Once upon a cross

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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