What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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my namew is jd

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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