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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

want to no whats funny what your mom

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- slam

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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