When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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