Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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