- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Terraria

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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