Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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0 + 0 = 0

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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