What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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whats 2+2? 4

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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The Mets win the World Series

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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