Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

My penis is big... not.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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