What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Fine, ladies first.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Hi

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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