Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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mark is life

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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69

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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