yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Hello world

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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