Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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im telling maguire

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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