How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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