What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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i found waldo.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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