What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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