What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Gale swallows.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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