- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Hello.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

womens rights

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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