What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Lil Wayne

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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You're adopted.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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