Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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