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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

So I was walking down the road today

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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