Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Women's rights

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Please don't rape me.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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