Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Jayden Eccles

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Jesus wept.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Patrick is gay

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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