- Anti Joke

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

you will like this because i am black.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what do u call a black man a black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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