What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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The 13th Amendment...

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