why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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