A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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