What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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