What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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