- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Where does a homeless person live? No where

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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