-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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