what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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7>6

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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