Women

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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