Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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i had sex.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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