A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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shut up

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

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