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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's up? A direction...

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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