Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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why?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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