How much did the Holla Cost?

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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