what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Republicans

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Anti Joke

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