Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Anti Joke

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