Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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you will die someday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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