What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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barack osama

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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womens rights.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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