Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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my penis

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Obama is a good president.

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just in time?

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Feet

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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