How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Anti Joke

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