What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Wheelchair high jump

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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woman's rights

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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