What color is red paint? Red

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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I love Ciara!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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