Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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