A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Anti Joke

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