the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Women's Rights.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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