How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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