What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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womens rights

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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