If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -32

how did little johnny die? i killed him

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your momma so fat she's fat

thumb_up thumb_down -25

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops