Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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The government makes a good decision

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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