Jebron Lames.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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