why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Women's rights.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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