How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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A pope meets another one

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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