what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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