What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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