What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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JUST KIDDING^

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Iggy Azalea

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Mrs. Welsh

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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