Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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