- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

a man checks his mypsace

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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