What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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I pooped my pants

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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:-)book

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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im a selling a car

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Justin's humor

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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