Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Popsicles

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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