I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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ha.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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