Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Get in the car.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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