Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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