So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Women's rights

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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