- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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