Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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