why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Womens' sports

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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just in time?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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