Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Anti Joke

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