What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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oh hiya come in

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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