Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Women's rights

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Women's rights...

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Cheese stick

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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