whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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hey, my names mark.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Caca.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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