- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Your sex life.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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