In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A man died.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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No soap radio

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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