What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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