Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother just died.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

My dad

Nicolas Cage

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

So a bar walks into a man...

women rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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