- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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