Women's Rights

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WHAT????

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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