No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

A baby seal walks into a club

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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