What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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