what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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