what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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