Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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