Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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xavier stop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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