An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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ask me if im a door yes

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Anti Joke

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