- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

who else is on here?

Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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