Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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whats green and lives in the water

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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