what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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