Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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