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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roy g biv

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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