What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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