Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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E= McVagina

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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