Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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