What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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No your aunties a joke

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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