Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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