nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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youre gay

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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