A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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