- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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