- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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