Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Bob dole

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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