whats brown and sticky? shit

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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