why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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