What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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