If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Your mother is average.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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space is fun

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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