A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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hello anomonous

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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pauls tuck

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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