OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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