Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Potato salad

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Women's rights

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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