Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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one of the idiot

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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read this sentence again.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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knock knock!! kanye west

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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White men's rights

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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