One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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