What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

how does peploe get around they walk

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Real jokes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I LIKE TURLES.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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