Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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