Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Josh kissing a girl

Aodhan Hearty

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

A ginger rapping.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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