- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Oliver's friends

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

a horse walks into a barn

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Dozer has a soul

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Women

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Men's rights

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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