- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Noah is Smart.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Women's rights

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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