Your doorbell is broken.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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the your face joke

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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