3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

i have 2 penises

How do you leave a man in suspense...

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

A man walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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