- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the mole say? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Brittney Spears

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Google Doodles

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Men's rights

pubic lice.

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