- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Child Prostitution.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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