- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

This is not Will Smith.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Guess what? Chicken butt

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What did the mole say? Nothing

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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