Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Brittney Spears

Nickelback

Jewish People

It's your mother, open the door.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What break when you talk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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