why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What does a man like. food.

What color is my lamp? Brown

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Mexicans working in an office

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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