- Anti Joke

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A Jew returns change.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.