What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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this website...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Real jokes.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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