a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Nickelback.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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I don't get it

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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