What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What time is it? 10:58

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Indeed.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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