why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

thumb_up thumb_down +42

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

whats round and like a ball a ball

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

I'm gay. Great me too.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

thumb_up thumb_down +34

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops