- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Lets make like trees and stand still

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What does a man like. food.

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