Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Real jokes.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Noah is Smart.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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