What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Aodhan Hearty

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Indeed.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

jokes r dumb

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

This joke isnt funny.

beiber i straight

sixty....eight.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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