what do u call a hobo name Max Max

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Baseball

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

steves legs

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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