yo mama so fat she's fat

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the mole say? Nothing

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Women

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Nickelback.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What break when you talk?

Women's Rights

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