If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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I dislike old people.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Haha pizza

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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