How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Nickelback.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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pubic lice.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Baseball

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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okay.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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