- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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