Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Oliver's friends

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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