What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Mmmm, donuts

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

women's rights

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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