How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Dear John,

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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alcoholism kills

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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