Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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anus soup

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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