A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Dear John,

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

if it's friday, it must be China

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A van drives into a car.

i fondle myself every night....

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

...Jack Vale

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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