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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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