the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Noah is Smart.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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