What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats better than shoes feet

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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