- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

i have 2 penises

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

25

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

newt gingrich

Oliver's friends

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

justin littleton. nuff said

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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