- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

There is a car full of black people.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

nice shorts.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

women's rights

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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