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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

pubic lice.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Please don't rape me.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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