What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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penis

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Herman Cain

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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