- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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minorities

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

George W. Bush

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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