A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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nice shorts.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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women's rights

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Anti Joke

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