what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What break when you talk?

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Google Doodles

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Baseball

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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your face.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Anti Joke

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