pubic lice.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Please don't rape me.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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