- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What comes after "Q" R

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Please don't rape me.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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