- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What comes after "Q" R

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

justin littleton. nuff said

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