Lets make like trees and stand still

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

steves legs

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Knock knock! Yes?

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Dear John,

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

if it's friday, it must be China

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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