knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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your life

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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69

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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hahaha

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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