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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

I don't get it

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Bing

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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