- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

God.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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