I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Fruitcake

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