husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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beiber i straight

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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a black father

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Hi poop!

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chuck norris

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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