- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Two women were sitting in silence.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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