What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A fat man buys a salad

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Obama.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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