Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Men's rights

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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American Idol

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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PENIS

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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