one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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does this look unsure to you?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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