What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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