Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

This joke isnt funny.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

An Irishman stays home

I don't get it

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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