hi my name is? joe

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

The glass is half an hour.

Bing

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What does a man like. food.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

I have no joke. u mad?

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

A Jew returns change.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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