What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

minorities

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

a horse walks into a barn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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