- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Real jokes.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Fruitcake

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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