Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Baseball

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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steves legs

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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