What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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