Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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...Jack Vale

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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I am black.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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drugs.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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nice shorts.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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