jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Anti Joke

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