- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

drugs.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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