- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Women's rights

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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