whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Indeed.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What does a man like. food.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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