Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

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