- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What did the mole say? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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