How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Nickelback.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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sixty....eight.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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beiber i straight

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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PENIS

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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