Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Fruitcake

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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