Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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i fondle myself every night....

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marble

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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The WNBA

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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