What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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This joke isnt funny.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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beiber i straight

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sixty....eight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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okay.....

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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