What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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anus soup

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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