- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

pubic lice.

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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