How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This is not Will Smith.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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womans rights

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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