- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

go go gadget

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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