What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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