- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Your life That's the joke

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Noah is Smart.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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