- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

lewis bedford

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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