Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Go away.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Steering Wheel Face.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Can I touch it?

DONALD TRUMP DIES

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Oliver's friends

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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