What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Noah is Smart.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why....... Because.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Slavery

9:11 make a wish

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This is not Will Smith.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

whats better than shoes feet

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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