A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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