- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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