Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Women

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Obama.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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I don't get it

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What does a man like. food.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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