- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

womans rights

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Indeed.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

An Irishman stays home

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

pubic lice.

Penis

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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