Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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