What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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a black father

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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