Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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you are gay

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A Jew returns change.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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marble

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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