What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

womans rights

Women

A fat man buys a salad

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Obama.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Anti Joke

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