Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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i have 2 penises

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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