- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

An Irishman stays home

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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