Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Oliver's friends

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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