Women rights.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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