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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Got milk? No.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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