- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

penis

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Go away.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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