- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What comes after "Q" R

This post contains NOTHING.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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