Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A fat man buys a salad

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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the WNBA

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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