- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Noah is Smart.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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