what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A fat man buys a salad

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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the WNBA

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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