- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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