- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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