- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lets make like trees and stand still

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

a black father

your face.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Hitler

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