(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A ginger rapping.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Brittney Spears

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

pubic lice.

Men's rights

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Please don't rape me.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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