What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a black father

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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chuck norris

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Hitler

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hi

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69

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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