- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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