- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the mole say? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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