- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A ginger rapping.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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pubic lice.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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