- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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