- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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