What's funny? Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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