- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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