- Anti Joke

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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