- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

steves legs

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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