What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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