- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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