In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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hi im paul!

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Child Prostitution.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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