- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats round and like a ball a ball

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

penis

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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