What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A fat man buys a salad

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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