- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pubic lice.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Baseball

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Penis

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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