Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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