Noah is Smart.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why....... Because.

what is patrick wilson? smart

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

This is not Will Smith.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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