Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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I love boobs

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Josh kissing a girl

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womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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