- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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