What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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beiber i straight

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An Irishman stays home

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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sixty....eight.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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