- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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