What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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sixty....eight.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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