Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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penis

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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