Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Obama.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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womans rights

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Indeed.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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cheese

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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