How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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An Irishman stays home

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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pubic lice.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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