What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

This is not Will Smith.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

I love boobs

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

justin littleton. nuff said

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Nickelback

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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