- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Two women were sitting in silence.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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