Satan called. I put him on hold.

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chuck norris

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hi

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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The WNBA

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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