whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Women's rights

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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