If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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womans rights

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Women"s Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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