What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What is 6 plus 9? 15

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

sixty....eight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

okay.....

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

knock knock come in

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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