- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

womans rights

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Indeed.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

penis

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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An Irishman stays home

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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