What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Women's rights

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Your life That's the joke

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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