gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Mexicans working in an office

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Anti Joke

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