An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

This joke isnt funny.

pubic lice.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

okay.....

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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