What color is my lamp? Brown

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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