What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Haha pizza

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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