- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Dead babies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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