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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

jokes r dumb

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

beiber i straight

pubic lice.

This joke isnt funny.

sixty....eight.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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