Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What color is my lamp? Brown

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

a black father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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