Brittney Spears

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Men's rights

pubic lice.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

two fish are in a tank.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

want to go home? yea

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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