What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

womans rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

beiber i straight

An Irishman stays home

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

sixty....eight.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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