How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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SAY

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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