- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Real jokes.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Haha pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Noah is Smart.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why....... Because.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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