What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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womans rights

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A homeless person dies.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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