A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

a black father

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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