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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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