- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Good one...

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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