What's brown a sticky? -A stick

sixty....eight.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Baseball

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

steves legs

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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