What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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