Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

knock knock come in

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Dear John,

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

if it's friday, it must be China

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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