Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Noah is Smart.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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