What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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hi

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Slavery lol

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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The WNBA

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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