Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

a black father

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

your face.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Hitler

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

if it's friday, it must be China

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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