Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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okay.....

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What does a man like. food.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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chuck norris

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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hi

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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