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What did the mole say? Nothing

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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