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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What time is it? 10:58

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Josh kissing a girl

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Anti Joke

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