The WNBA

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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SPAMS!!!

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nice shorts.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Real jokes.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Noah is Smart.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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