- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

pubic lice.

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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