- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Potato salad

Oliver's friends

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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