What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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pubic lice.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Penis

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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