Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Oliver's friends

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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