when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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anus soup

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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69

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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