Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Penis

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A van drives into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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