why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

justin littleton. nuff said

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

kennah campion... being nice

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What break when you talk?

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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