NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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nice shorts.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Women's sports.

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Penis.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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