- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

nice shorts.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Haha pizza

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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