- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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