This is not Will Smith.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the mole say? Nothing

womans rights

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A fat man buys a salad

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Obama.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...