- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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