"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Womens rights.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A man buys free health care...

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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