- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

gay marriage.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

two fish are in a tank.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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