- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Men's rights

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

pubic lice.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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