When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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I don't get it

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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I am really good at math debating

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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