Obama.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What break when you talk?

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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jokes r dumb

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penisface

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Penis

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Write your own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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