- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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