What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Google Doodles

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

pubic lice.

Men's rights

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

two fish are in a tank.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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