- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

minorities

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

I love boobs

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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