Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Go away.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A bar walks into your mother.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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