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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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