A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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drugs.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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barack osama

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