Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Please don't rape me.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is 6 plus 9? 15

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

PENIS

. Deez nuts Ok

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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