- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Josh kissing a girl

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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