What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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The WNBA

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Mmmm, donuts

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Women's rights

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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