- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Herman Cain

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Real jokes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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