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steves legs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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your face.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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