Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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