knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

how does peploe get around they walk

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

justin littleton. nuff said

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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