haha.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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drugs.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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