Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Herman Cain

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your life

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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