What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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