how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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alcoholism kills

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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I dislike old people.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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nice shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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