Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Robin, get in the car.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

your life

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

penis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Herman Cain

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