do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why Because

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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lewis bedford

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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your all shit at jokes

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