- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black father

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A mexican goes to an ATM.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

alcoholism kills

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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