Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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does this look unsure to you?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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OGC - tilt your head

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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