Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Your life That's the joke

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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