What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Indeed.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the chicken cross the road.

minorities

Knock Knock. Go away!

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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