- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Mmmm, donuts

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Robin, get in the car.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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