Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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okay.....

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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chuck norris

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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