What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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barack osama

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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The WNBA

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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