What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Obamacare!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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