Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Go away.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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lewis bedford

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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