Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Y2K

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A Jew returns change.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Where else? The junk yard

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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