what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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lol

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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