why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A bar walks into your mother.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

you wanna hear a joke? no

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What time is it? 10:58

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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