Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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