how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

A homeless person dies.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Indeed.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

jokes r dumb

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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