- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

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