What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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newt gingrich

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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