Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Potato salad

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

This is not Will Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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