- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

gay marriage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Women's rights.

Please don't rape me.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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