Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Knock Knock. Go away!

I LIKE TURLES.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Covietz has a large penis

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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