- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

gay marriage.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Please don't rape me.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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