A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Go away.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Can I touch it?

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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