- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Your mum is dead

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Nickelback.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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This joke isnt funny.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

I don't get it

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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