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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

jokes r dumb

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A ginger rapping.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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