A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Mmmm, donuts

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

a banana

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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