Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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this website...

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Real jokes.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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