- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What does a man like. food.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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