Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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This is not Will Smith.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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