Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Fruitcake

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Noah is Smart.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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