Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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throbbing slobber

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drugs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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