A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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nice shorts.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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