What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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your life

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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