Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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justin littleton. nuff said

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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