The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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