I don't get it

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A horse walks into a bar...n

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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