How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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...Jack Vale

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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drugs.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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nice shorts.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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