- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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women's rights

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Go away.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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