What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Womens rights.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What do you find....... there's a..........

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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