- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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