A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What break when you talk?

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Baseball

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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knock knock come in

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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