- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

pubic lice.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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