What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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your face.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I dislike old people.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Anti Joke

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