When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Josh kissing a girl

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Google Doodles

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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