Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What does a man like. food.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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