- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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