You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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God.

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womans rights

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Women

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A fat man buys a salad

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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jokes r dumb

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This joke isnt funny.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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beiber i straight

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Baseball

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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