your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A bar walks into your mother.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What time is it? 10:58

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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