What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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i am predestal

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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kennah campion... being nice

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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I am a real homosexual

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A fat man buys a salad

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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