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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

whats round and like a ball a ball

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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