Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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