Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

I don't get it

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

A ginger rapping.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Baseball

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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