Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I dislike old people.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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barack osama

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Fruitcake

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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