A ginger rapping.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

. Deez nuts Ok

knock knock come in

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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