Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Baseball

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

I don't get it

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Write your own

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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