A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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anus soup

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Indeed.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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