- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Obama.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What break when you talk?

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