what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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I dislike old people.

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My sister has to take a dump

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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nice shorts.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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drugs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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