When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Baseball

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Penis

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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