yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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