What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I dislike old people.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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nice shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Real jokes.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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