What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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