nice shorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Real jokes.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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