Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Whats long and hard? a pole

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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