What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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barack osama

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Women rights.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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this website...

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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