Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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