Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Haha pizza

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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