How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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