- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Fruitcake

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Women rights.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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