What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Obamacare!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

justin littleton. nuff said

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

hahaha

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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