whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Oliver's friends

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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