A homeless person dies.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Aodhan Hearty

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Indeed.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

beiber i straight

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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