- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

a black father

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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