Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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a black father

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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alcoholism kills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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