- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

justin littleton. nuff said

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