Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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