What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What does a man like. food.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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