- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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