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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Google Doodles

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

cheese

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

pubic lice.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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