Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Fruitcake

Women's rights

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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