How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Dear John,

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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