What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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I dislike old people.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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nice shorts.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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