Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A baby seal walks into a club...

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Go away.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

lewis bedford

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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