Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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lewis bedford

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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