What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

. Deez nuts Ok

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

a black father

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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