Knock Knock. Go away!

Josh kissing a girl

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

your all shit at jokes

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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