- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Hi poop!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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