why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Nickelback.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

I don't get it

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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