- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Josh kissing a girl

womans rights

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

An Irishman stays home

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