wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

Go away.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What comes after "Q" R

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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