Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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A fat man buys a salad

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Indeed.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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An Irishman stays home

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Anti Joke

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