3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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