- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's your name? You tell me.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Shit.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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