Women

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Indeed.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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