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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

two fish are in a tank.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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