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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

two fish are in a tank.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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