a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A fat man buys a salad

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What break when you talk?

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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I don't get it

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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