- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Your mum is dead

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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