- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Go away.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

your life

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Oliver's friends

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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