What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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your all shit at jokes

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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