Covietz has a large penis

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Indeed.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Nickelback.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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