- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Real jokes.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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