I'm gay. Great me too.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Shit.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Go away.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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