Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Obama.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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