- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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