I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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I dislike old people.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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The WNBA

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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