Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Fruitcake

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Go away.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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