What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Sea World Japan.

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lewis bedford

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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