How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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nice shorts.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Women's sports.

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