Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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The geese of Growmore

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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