knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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