A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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sixty....eight.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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