Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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The WNBA

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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