WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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