- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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