Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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