- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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