A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Women's Golf

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Nickelback

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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