What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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