Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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womans rights

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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A fat man buys a salad

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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