How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Jewish People

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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