Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

This joke isnt funny.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What color is my lamp? Brown

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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