- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Two women were sitting in silence.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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