Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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