- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

womans rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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