you wanna hear a joke? no

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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