- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

The geese of Growmore

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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