Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Come in

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

knock knock come in

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Dear John,

if it's friday, it must be China

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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