- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

I love boobs

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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