- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your life That's the joke

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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