What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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