A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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i have 2 penises

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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anus soup

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Anti Joke

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