- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Josh kissing a girl

womans rights

Women's Golf

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Obama.

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