Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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womans rights

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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the WNBA

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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cheese

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