I met a man today. His name was John.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A Jew returns change.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Dear John,

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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hi

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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