A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Aodhan Hearty

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

the WNBA

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a horse walks into a barn

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Lets make like trees and stand still

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