- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Jason? Black.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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