How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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