Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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if it's friday, it must be China

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Got milk? No.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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