- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it's friday, it must be China

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Slavery lol

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

You're so straight!

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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