knock knock come in

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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chuck norris

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A Jew returns change.

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Hello world

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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