What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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sixty....eight.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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