What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A man walks into a bar.

What comes after "Q" R

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Obamacare!

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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