What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A bar walks into your mother.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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