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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

jokes r dumb

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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