what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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...Jack Vale

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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