Guess what? Chicken butt

Lacrosse

justin littleton. nuff said

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hahaha

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

your all shit at jokes

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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