A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Slavery lol

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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I dislike old people.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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