- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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