Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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