A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What comes after "Q" R

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A homeless person dies.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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