- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans working in an office

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

if it's friday, it must be China

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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