What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A ginger rapping.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Knock knock! Yes?

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

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a black father

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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