- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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