- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

the WNBA

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

cheese

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*