What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What did the mole say? Nothing

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

jack shine has boobs

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

penis

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

the WNBA

Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Baseball

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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