what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

justin littleton. nuff said

kennah campion... being nice

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A fat man buys a salad

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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