What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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sixty....eight.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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