- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Indeed.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

gay marriage.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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