What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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I am a real homosexual

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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your all shit at jokes

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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