Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Potato salad

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Obamacare!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A man walks into a bar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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