hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Women

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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