- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Josh kissing a girl

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I love boobs

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Aodhan Hearty

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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