- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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