Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Women's rights

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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