^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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