A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A van drives into a car.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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