Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Haha pizza

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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