- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Your life That's the joke

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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