Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

sixty....eight.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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