Whats long and hard? a pole

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

nathan palmer has a big head !

9/11

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

a banana

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your life That's the joke

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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