what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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