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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

the WNBA

Brittney Spears

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Baseball

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What break when you talk?

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What does a man like. food.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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