Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Women's rights

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A baby seal walks into a club

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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