what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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cheese

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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beiber i straight

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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I don't get it

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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pubic lice.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Penis

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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