Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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9/11

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Noah is Smart.

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