Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Dead babies.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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I love boobs

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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