Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Aodhan Hearty

your all shit at jokes

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

SAY

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Brittney Spears

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

jokes r dumb

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

This joke isnt funny.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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