Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Slavery

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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