Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What is Jason? Black.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Women's rights.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

apple pie.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Knock Knock Good one...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Miscarriages.

My life

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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