- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Lets make like trees and stand still

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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