- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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