- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Hitler

hi

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Slavery lol

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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