What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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