What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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sixty....eight.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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