Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Mmmm, donuts

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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