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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Mexicans working in an office

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Slavery lol

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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