- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

God.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Giving birth to the antichrist

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??