thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Women

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

womans rights

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An Irishman stays home

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