A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Obamacare!

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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