- Anti Joke

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

gay marriage.