How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Josh kissing a girl

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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