What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

pubic lice.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

An Irishman stays home

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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