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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Obamacare!

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I love boobs

What time is it? 10:58

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

I am a real homosexual

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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