What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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drugs.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Mmmm, donuts

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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this website...

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Anti Joke

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