What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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anus soup

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Obamacare!

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A man walks into a bar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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