What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What does a man like. food.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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a black father

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Hi poop!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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