steves legs

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Come in

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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knock knock come in

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Dear John,

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if it's friday, it must be China

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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