- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Noah is Smart.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

9/11

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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