womans rights

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

the WNBA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

cheese

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Baseball

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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