- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Mmmm, donuts

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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