A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What comes after "Q" R

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Dead babies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Obamacare!

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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