Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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jack shine has boobs

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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