Niko isnt a mexican douche

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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