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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Your life That's the joke

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Shit.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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