Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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penis

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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the WNBA

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Brittney Spears

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A ginger rapping.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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