What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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A fat man buys a salad

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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