What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

beiber i straight

An Irishman stays home

A ginger rapping.

sixty....eight.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

I don't get it

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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