If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hi im paul!

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Child Prostitution.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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