roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

thumb_up thumb_down +10

This joke isnt funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

thumb_up thumb_down +8

FOLLOW ME @airvvv

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

sixty....eight.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

thumb_up thumb_down

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops