If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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i have 2 penises

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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anus soup

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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