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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the mole say? Nothing

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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