Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Penis

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Mexicans working in an office

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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hi

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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