- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

if it's friday, it must be China

Hitler

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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