Brittney Spears

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Baseball

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Men's rights

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Please don't rape me.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Come in

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knock knock come in

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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