How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

jokes r dumb

This joke isnt funny.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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