What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Please don't rape me.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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