Why....... Because.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your life That's the joke

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

what is patrick wilson? smart

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