N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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okay.....

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Dear John,

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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ur mother

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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