- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

I'm gay. Great me too.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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