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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Oliver's friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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