- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

I am black.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Kate

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

This site is hilarious oh wait...

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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