What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why Because

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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sixty....eight.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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