What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Bing

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Hi poop!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A Jew returns change.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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