- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Your life That's the joke

milly, milly, milly, cat

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

what is patrick wilson? smart

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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