- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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