How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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i like potatoes

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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I Love Hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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