Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What comes after "Q" R

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Obamacare!

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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