A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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anus soup

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What comes after "Q" R

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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