- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

a horse walks into a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Lets make like trees and stand still

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