What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Aodhan Hearty

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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