Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Canada's army

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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