why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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whats better than shoes feet

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A homeless person dies.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Aodhan Hearty

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Women's rights

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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