what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Lets make like trees and stand still

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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