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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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your momma's an antijoke

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Bing

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Hi poop!

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chuck norris

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Hitler

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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