Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Noah is Smart.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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a banana

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Sea World Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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