Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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sixty....eight.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is Jason? Black.

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Women's rights.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

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