- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

No joke.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Small titties.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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