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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

An Irishman stays home

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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