How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What comes after "Q" R

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Obamacare!

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A homeless person dies.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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