I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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