- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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