Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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okay.....

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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knock knock come in

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Dear John,

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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