Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A ginger rapping.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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I don't get it

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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