Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your life That's the joke

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

i have 2 penises

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Obamacare!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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