A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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