- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Real jokes.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Noah is Smart.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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