Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I am black.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Real jokes.

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GONNA

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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I won the game.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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