What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Women's Golf

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What time is it? 10:58

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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