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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I love boobs

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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