How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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a black father

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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your face.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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69

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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