- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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