- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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