If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A ginger rapping.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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