- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A bar walks into your mother.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

yo mama so fat she's fat

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

A homeless person dies.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Aodhan Hearty

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