- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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