How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Oliver's friends

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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