- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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