- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

A man walks into a bar.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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