What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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