What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Obama.

womans rights

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Indeed.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

cheese

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

An Irishman stays home

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

pubic lice.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

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