What comes after "Q" R

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Oliver's friends

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A man walks into a bar.

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anus soup

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Women's Golf

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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