How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Please don't rape me.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

two fish are in a tank.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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