- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Noah is Smart.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your life That's the joke

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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