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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Noah is Smart.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Shit.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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