-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Hi poop!

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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chuck norris

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A man buys free health care...

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Anti Joke

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