- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Women rights.

9/11

I'm gay. Great me too.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

a banana

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

amy copied adams haircut :0

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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