How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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