What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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9:11 make a wish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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