why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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