- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Indeed.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

penis

Nickelback.

gay marriage.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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