What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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i am predestal

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Pianca going ham

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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