- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Real jokes.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Shit.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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