How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A van drives into a car.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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I am black.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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The WNBA

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SPAMS!!!

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Anti Joke

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