Aodhan Hearty

your all shit at jokes

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

a horse walks into a barn

Indeed.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Brittney Spears

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

jokes r dumb

This joke isnt funny.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

28

beiber i straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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