penis

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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PENIS

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want to go home? yea

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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