Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A bar walks into your mother.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

justin littleton. nuff said

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

I love boobs

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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