Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Obamacare!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A bar walks into your mother.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What time is it? 10:58

I love boobs

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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