What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Pickle!

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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