- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

This post contains NOTHING.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

a horse walks into a barn

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

jack shine has boobs

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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