if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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marble

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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