- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

nice shorts.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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