how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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noodles

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A Jew returns change.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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marble

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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