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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

jack shine has boobs

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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