I'm gay. Great me too.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Robin, get in the car.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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i have 2 penises

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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