- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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