What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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