Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What break when you talk?

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What does a man like. food.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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