Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Penis

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

. Deez nuts Ok

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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