there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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penis

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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