3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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i am predestal

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Dead babies.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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