- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

a horse walks into a barn

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

beiber i straight

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Knock Knock Good one...

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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