Two women were sitting in silence.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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this website...

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Women's rights

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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