- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Golf.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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