Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Shit.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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