- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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