- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

I have no joke. u mad?

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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