- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Covietz has a large penis

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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