Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Lacrosse

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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