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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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