- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

newt gingrich

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

anus soup

Oliver's friends

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Lacrosse

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

justin littleton. nuff said

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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