Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Dead babies.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Your mum is dead

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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