What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A homeless person dies.

womans rights

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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