- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Women's rights

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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