- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

jokes r dumb

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

pubic lice.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What does a man like. food.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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