Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Come in

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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chuck norris

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Hitler

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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hi

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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