why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Women

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Sonic

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