I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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the WNBA

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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pubic lice.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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