- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Obamacare!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

the WNBA

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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