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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Knock Knock. Go away!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Women

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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