- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

One Big Ass Mistake America

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

a horse walks into a barn

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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