Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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