- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Men's rights

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What break when you talk?

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Want to hear an anti-joke?

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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