Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Dear John,

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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