Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what is patrick wilson? smart

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What comes after "Q" R

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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