Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Bing

want to go home? yea

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

noodles

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What does a man like. food.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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