What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Haha pizza

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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