- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

anus soup

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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