if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Y2K

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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alcoholism kills

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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