Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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your life

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Can I touch it?

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Anti Joke

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