Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

how does peploe get around they walk

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

i am predestal

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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