What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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noodles

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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i heart wiener

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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