What did the mole say? Nothing

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

penis

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A ginger rapping.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Brittney Spears

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Baseball

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Men's rights

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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