- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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