Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Jewish People

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Women's Golf

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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