Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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God is religiously proven to be real

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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gay marriage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Please don't rape me.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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