Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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your life

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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