- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

i fondle myself every night....

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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