- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

beiber i straight

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock Knock Good one...

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Three men walked into a metal pole

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Come in

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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