- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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