Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Baseball

American Idol

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

steves legs

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

pubic lice.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why were corners made? For crying.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

okay.....

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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