The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Anti Joke

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