- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Hello

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

SAY

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Exactly what?

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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