Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My sister has to take a dump

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I dislike old people.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Women rights.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Women's rights

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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