Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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9/11

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Noah is Smart.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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