Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Real jokes.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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i am predestal

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