KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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gay marriage.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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