Dead babies.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

This post contains NOTHING.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

I love boobs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...