What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

pubic lice.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Lets make like trees and stand still

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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