Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Women rights.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Robin, get in the car.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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