- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A fat man buys a salad

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

womans rights

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

penis

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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