why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Got milk? No.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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^that joke's not funny

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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You're so straight!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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