- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Fruitcake

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

this website...

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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