Indeed.

A fat man buys a salad

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Women

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

(insert Anti-Joke here)

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

penis

gay marriage.

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