- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

I don't get it

sixty....eight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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