Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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