- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Exactly what?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Good one...

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??