- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Haha pizza

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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