- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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