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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

I had a dream I watched Inception.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

sixty....eight.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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