steves legs

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Dan O'Driscoll

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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