- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Steering Wheel Face.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

your life

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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