- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Good one...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Bing

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

chuck norris

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Three men walked into a metal pole

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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