Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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