How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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AROUND

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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i have 2 penises

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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