- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Dead babies.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What comes after "Q" R

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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