- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Mexicans working in an office

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Slavery lol

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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