- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Indeed.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

cheese

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

pubic lice.

I don't get it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Penis

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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