- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Aodhan Hearty

kennah campion... being nice

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

a horse walks into a barn

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Irishman stays home

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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