What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Haha pizza

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A women walks out of a kitchen.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Steering Wheel Face.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Anti Joke

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