Mmmm, donuts

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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a banana

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Sea World Japan.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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