Obama.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Come in

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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