What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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