Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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