Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Oliver's friends

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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