A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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womans rights

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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