Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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