Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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this website...

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Women's rights

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Shit.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Pickle!

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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