Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Nickelback

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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cheese

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jokes r dumb

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Brittney Spears

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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