Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Shit.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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