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Brittney Spears

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Baseball

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What break when you talk?

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Bing

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What does a man like. food.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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