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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

gay marriage.

the WNBA

A baby seal walks into a club.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

I don't get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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