why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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sixty....eight.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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okay.....

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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PENIS

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Penis

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Bing

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What does a man like. food.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's 6+2? 16

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