- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Women's rights.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Write your own

Knock Knock. F uck off.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

No.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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