Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Noah is Smart.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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AROUND

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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