whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Dead babies.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Women's Golf

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I love boobs

What time is it? 10:58

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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