What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What does a man like. food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Dear John,

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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