- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

cheese

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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