- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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