- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Obamacare!

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What comes after "Q" R

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

hahaha

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

This post contains NOTHING.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??