- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

jokes r dumb

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

I don't get it

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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