What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

thumb_up thumb_down +41

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

thumb_up thumb_down +35

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

thumb_up thumb_down +35

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

thumb_up thumb_down +31

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops