Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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