The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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