Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Haha pizza

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Pickle!

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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