Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

womans rights

you wanna hear a joke? no

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

penis

An Irishman stays home

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Men's rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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