roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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