- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

hi my name is? joe

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Benevolent villain.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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