Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Your life That's the joke

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Potato salad

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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