What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Women's Golf

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Nickelback

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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