- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Shit.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Herman Cain

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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