How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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A man walks into a bar.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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