One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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jokes r dumb

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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This joke isnt funny.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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sixty....eight.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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