- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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