Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Obamacare!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What comes after "Q" R

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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hahaha

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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