What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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SAY

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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