- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Real jokes.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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