- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Hey, we're both lawyers.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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