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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

i have 2 penises

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

womans rights

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

God is religiously proven to be real

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