Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Potato salad

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Obamacare!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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