when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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The white guy did it!

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You.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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