What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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hrih

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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lebron

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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