What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Kony 2012

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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