Know what's funny? Jokes.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Kony 2012

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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The white guy did it!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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