On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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whats black. an african american person

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Anti Joke

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