Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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