What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A fat man on a moped

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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