What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

whats black. an african american person

thumb_up thumb_down +39

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops