Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Christians

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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