what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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