- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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