I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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lebron

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Obama 2012

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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