- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

BUT HWY?

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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