Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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