A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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