Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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