panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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lebron

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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