Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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