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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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