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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

poop.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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