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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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