Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Boom.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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