What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

equality for women

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Know what's funny? Jokes.

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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what is not funny? This joke.

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