What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jesus

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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