whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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