When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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hrih

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A fat man on a moped

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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