girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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