*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Runescape.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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equality for women

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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