Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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