Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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The NBA lockout

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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