Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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America Votes

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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