- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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