2+2= 478

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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