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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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you.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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You.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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