Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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equality for women

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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