Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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equality for women

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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womens sports...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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I went to the store and I fell

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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