Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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