What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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