Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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