- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's the difference between a duck?

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

One time i was sitting down

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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