Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

BUT HWY?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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