what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Jesus

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Runescape.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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