a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Christians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Punch line.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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