- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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