What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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