Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Kony 2012

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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you.

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