How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Wumbo

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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