Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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