- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

live or die you decide to late time to die

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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