Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Kony 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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