w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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