How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

thumb_up thumb_down -17

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

thumb_up thumb_down -29

a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Christians

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops