What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A man walks around a bar.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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