Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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lebron

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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