- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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