Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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