26.5% of Americans are obese.

What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

2+2= 478

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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