A fat man on a moped

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Kony 2012

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

acuna

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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