- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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