- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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