Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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hrih

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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lebron

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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