Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Jesus wept.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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