Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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The Colts this year.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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FIRE!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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hrih

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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