When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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lebron

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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