Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Arrow to the Knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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