What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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