Christians

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A fat man on a moped

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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