Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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