why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Obama 2012

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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