- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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