two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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