What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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