why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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