What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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equality for women

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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womens sports...

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Wumbo

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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