Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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