You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Miscarriages.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Runescape.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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The NBA lockout

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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