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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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