Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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