A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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