What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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hrih

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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