Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Kony 2012

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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