- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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