Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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The Holocaust

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A fat man on a moped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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