Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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