person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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equality for women

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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womens sports...

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