Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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You.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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