Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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