- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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