Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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America Votes

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Anti Joke

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