What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A man walks around a bar.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Hi

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Runescape.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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