Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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pedophile

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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