Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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