whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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FIRE!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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