What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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You.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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