- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

what is darker than black?... YOU

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

How's your mum? she's dead..

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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