What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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America Votes

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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