How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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