Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A fat man on a moped

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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you.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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