- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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