- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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