What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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