wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Runescape.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats black. an african american person

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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