- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Chikin nuggets

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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