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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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