Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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America Votes

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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