A man walks around a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A fat man on a moped

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Gale swallows.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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