Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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