What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Swag.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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You.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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