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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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