what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Your momma's so fat...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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