Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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