Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Swag.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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