knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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