Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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