To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A fat man on a moped

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Hello, nice to meet you.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Good to see you today!

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

lebron

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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