whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

You.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

The Colts this year.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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