Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Women's Rights

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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