What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Punch line.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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