- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Your momma's so fat...

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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