Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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lebron

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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You.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Hi

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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