Knock knock

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Hi

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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hrih

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Gale swallows.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Christians

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Obama 2012

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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