Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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