knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Obama.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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America Votes

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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