why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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you.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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