Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The Holocaust

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A fat man on a moped

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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