I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Lacrosse

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Obama 2012

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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