Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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