What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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