why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Jesus

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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