Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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69.9

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Obama 2012

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

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