To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A fat man on a moped

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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