Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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equality for women

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Wumbo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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