- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

The Holocaust

A fat man on a moped

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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