- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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