What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

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