What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats black. an african american person

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Anti Joke

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