whats black. an african american person

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Sarah Palin

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Kony 2012

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