Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

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