what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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