- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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