how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Swag.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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You.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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The Colts this year.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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