I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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The Holocaust

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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