Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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hrih

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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The Holocaust

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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