A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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