Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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lebron

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Swag.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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