What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A man walks around a bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A fat man on a moped

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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