What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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