Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Ted Haggard.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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