- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

The Holocaust

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

what is darker than black?... YOU

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

How Long is a Chinese name.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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