A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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