What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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pedophile

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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