What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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