knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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