Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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acuna

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Your momma's so fat...

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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