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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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