Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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