- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

A fat man on a moped

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

I can see you under there. Under what?

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

The white guy did it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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