Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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The Colts this year.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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