9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Gale swallows.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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equality for women

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Wumbo

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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