Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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