- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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