Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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