why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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