Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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I went to the store and I fell

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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