How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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