Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Dick Chaney

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The Colts this year.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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