What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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