Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Dick Chaney

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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