how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walks around a bar.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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