Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats black. an african american person

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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