- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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