Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Dick Chaney

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The Colts this year.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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