Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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women's rights

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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