Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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lebron

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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womens sports...

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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You.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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