- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Oh look, I've found my knife

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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