A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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