Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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