What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A fat man on a moped

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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