Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Swag.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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hrih

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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