Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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