- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

A fat man on a moped

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Hello, nice to meet you.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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