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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

whats annoying and black? black people

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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