- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

lebron

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Obama 2012

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Swag.

what is not funny? This joke.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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