Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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You.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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