A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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A man walks around a bar.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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