Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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2+2= 478

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Anti Joke

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