a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Obama 2012

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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what is not funny? This joke.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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