Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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FIRE!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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