Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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