Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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GONNA

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A fat man on a moped

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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