A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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The Colts this year.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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FIRE!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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