Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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