- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

You.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

I went to the store and I fell

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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