Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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