- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Gale swallows.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

whats black. an african american person

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

A fat man on a moped

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