- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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