what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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69.9

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Jesus

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Obama.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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