- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

A BABY seal walks into a club

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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