what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Gale swallows.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Anti Joke

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