roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Christians

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Obama 2012

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The Holocaust

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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