- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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equality for women

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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