A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Boom.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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