Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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The NBA lockout

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Obama 2012

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A man walks around a bar.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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