How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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