What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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