- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

The meme walks out of the bar.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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