Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Runescape.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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pedophile

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I went to the store and I fell

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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