A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Runescape.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Gale swallows.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Christians

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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