- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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