Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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lebron

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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