What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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hrih

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The Holocaust

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Kony 2012

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Christians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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