What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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lebron

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A fat man on a moped

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Runescape.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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