i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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The Colts this year.

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FIRE!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

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