- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Swag.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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