How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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The Colts this year.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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hrih

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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