- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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