how do you make a joke act like yourself

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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