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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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