- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

whats annoying and black? black people

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What rymes with milk..... milf

Your mom is so...wonderful.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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