Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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