Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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