how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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lebron

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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