What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

whats annoying and black? black people

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What rymes with milk..... milf

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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