How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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women's rights

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A fat man on a moped

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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