why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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hrih

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The Holocaust

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Obama 2012

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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