Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Obama 2012

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Anti Joke

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