So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Runescape.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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