Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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hrih

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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