What rymes with milk..... milf

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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you.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Kony 2012

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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