Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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