Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Obama.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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You.

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