What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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