- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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