- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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