Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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hrih

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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pedophile

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock knock

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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