Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Jesus wept.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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