How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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lebron

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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women's rights

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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