What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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