What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Obama 2012

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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FIRE!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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