- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

A BABY seal walks into a club

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

You.

A man walks around a bar.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

live or die you decide to late time to die

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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