What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

thumb_up thumb_down +29

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Dick Chaney

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Runescape.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops