-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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