What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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