What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Dick Chaney

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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FIRE!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Anti Joke

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