- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

women's rights

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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