Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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