Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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equality for women

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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