"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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