Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A man walks around a bar.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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