What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Runescape.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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