Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What rhymes with you? You.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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2+2= 478

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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