How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

A man walks around a bar.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

A fat man on a moped

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Runescape.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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