A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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