wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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The Holocaust

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Christians

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Obama 2012

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Knock knock

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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