whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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