What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Obama 2012

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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