- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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