Hey Tim lets think of a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

thumb_up thumb_down -15

acuna

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock, Knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops