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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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