Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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