What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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