Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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