Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A man walks around a bar.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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