- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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