Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Wumbo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Kony 2012

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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