Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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