Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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