Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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