- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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