Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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