"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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America Votes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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