Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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America Votes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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