why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

A fat man on a moped

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

whats annoying and black? black people

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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