equality for women

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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You.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The Holocaust

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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