Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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The Colts this year.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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