What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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