- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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