A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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