A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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