Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Anti Joke

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