knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

A BABY seal walks into a club

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Anti Joke

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