Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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pedophile

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A fat man on a moped

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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