Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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