What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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