Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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