How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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You.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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