How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A fat man on a moped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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