A BABY seal walks into a club

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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You.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Obama 2012

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