knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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