- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

A BABY seal walks into a club

you.

A man walks around a bar.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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