My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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