What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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