What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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