What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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you.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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hrih

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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