A man walks around a bar.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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lebron

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Ted Haggard.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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