Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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