Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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