Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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