your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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