Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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here kitty kitty

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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