Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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