What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A fat man on a moped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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