Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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