What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Women's Rights

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Yee

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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