How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Wumbo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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You.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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