Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Kony 2012

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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