what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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my names jim haha

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LIKE THIS!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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anti-joke teehee

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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