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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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lebron

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Your momma's so fat...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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