A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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The Bible

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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