what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Christians

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why? Because racecar.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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