What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Kony 2012

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Women's Rights

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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