- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

what is not funny? This joke.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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