A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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lebron

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Obama 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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