Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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