What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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