How Long is a Chinese name.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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