Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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