why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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You.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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