A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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