A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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