How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Kony 2012

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Runescape.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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