A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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