Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Anti Joke

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