Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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