Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why? Because racecar.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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