- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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