Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Jesus wept.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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hi

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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BUT HWY?

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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