Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A fat man on a moped

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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