knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Women's Rights

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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