What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Christians

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womens sports...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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