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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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