Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

A BABY seal walks into a club

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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