Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Jesus

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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