Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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