What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Arrow to the Knee

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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