- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Arrow to the Knee

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

what is not funny? This joke.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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