Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Kony 2012

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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