A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Yee

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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You.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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