what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Yee

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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