Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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girls basketball

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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