Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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