A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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