What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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