knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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