Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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hrih

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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