What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Christians

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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