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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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