-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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