Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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tee hee

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Women's rights.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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