Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Hi.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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A pope meets another one

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Religion

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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