What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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