How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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