I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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My mom's dead

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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