angelosnyder is not gay

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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