A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A man walks around a bar.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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People...

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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modern love

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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