What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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the WNBA

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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i like men but im not gay

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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