What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Fart

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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