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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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