Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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i committed murder

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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memes

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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lewis bedford

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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