Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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