if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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An asian without a future.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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7>6

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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