Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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