- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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