What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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U mad?

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Paige

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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