-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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whats a willy? -brock

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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hey John will you make some copies

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