- Anti Joke

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

whats black? a black man

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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