What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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T u r n i p s

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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oh hiya come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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