A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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PUDDING

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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