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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Religion.

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hi

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Grace Ackerson

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Gestapo.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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