why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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the lemon was sweet.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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