What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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