Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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World Of Warcraft

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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