What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Me

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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