I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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