what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Logan's gay

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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