The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Asians...

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A white person at Harvard

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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