Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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My spelling is horrible

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Female Athletics

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