Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

thumb_up thumb_down +6

This sentence is false.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

binladin walks into the american seals

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

thumb_up thumb_down +643

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ebola

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

thumb_up thumb_down +38

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops