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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A black man killed someone

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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VITAMIN C!

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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