What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The WNBA.

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Gay rights

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

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