why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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This is not a joke.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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