A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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