Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

i like cats

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Knock knock What?

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

I Love Hitler.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Jewish People

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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