Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Anti Joke

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