A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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