Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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