What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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i like pie.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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