Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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