thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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There's my tractor.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Poop swing

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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