what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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leon harney ya pikey

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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i had sex.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Anti Joke

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