What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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So dont touch it

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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