there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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