why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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the cast of the jersey shore

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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