- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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