How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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