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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

France had one revolution

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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