3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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I agree

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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