your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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hi. thats what she said.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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