what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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ballsack

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Penis.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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