what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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hi

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Obama

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Gingers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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