what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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hello

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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