Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Thanks

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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