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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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