What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Your dads dead. lol

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Anti Joke

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