I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Roey Jegen

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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i am predestal

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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