What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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João Duarte reads this.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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You have cancer

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Wumbo

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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