Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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