Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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