Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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