Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Equal rights!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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