How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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