What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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I need a good anti joke....

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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