How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Im black

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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You will not press the like button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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