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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's just not right? Left

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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