roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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