mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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womens rights!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Ju... Just why?

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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