Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Hello.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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F? No k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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