- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Women's rights

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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