Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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