What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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The Qur'an

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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