Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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