There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Anti-joke.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Yee

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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