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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

stuff and dogs {()}

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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