There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Flop dog

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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DERP

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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