What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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