Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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