I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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boobs

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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1+1 =? Too

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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