Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Justin Bieber

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