Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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It's long!

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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