Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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i have two hands.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Gale swallows.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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