knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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