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women's rights

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Yo Mamma

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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