Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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OIO

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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The NHL playoffs

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Anti Joke

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