A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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what do u call a black man a black man

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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stuarts mum

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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