What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Hi Adam,

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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