Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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