what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How long is a china man?

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Hi

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Fox News.

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