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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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i hate you.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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