What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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God

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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