To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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