There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Anti Joke

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