How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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