Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Pickles

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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