Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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