Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Oh, right

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What?

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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