Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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why?

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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yeah..

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You idiot.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Anti Joke

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