a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Deadly cancer.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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