What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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A white person at Harvard

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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