A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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