What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

YOLO You only like Oreos

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the president do for the people? ...

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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