So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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