What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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theres a fat guy

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Women.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Where do you live? In a house

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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