can you pass the soap?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Cows are land manatees.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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