what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Trashcan!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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