A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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