How long is a china man?

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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karn chevalier

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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