Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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why are balck people black because they are

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Anti Joke

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