If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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