What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Anti Joke

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