2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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