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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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