roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I dont know, are you a tomato?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops