- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Women's Rights...

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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