why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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