- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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If you're reading this, you can read.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Bad grammers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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