Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Women's rights.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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