Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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The penn state football administration

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Tim's gay.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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