What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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