Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's the deal with brown?

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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#scabbers

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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People with cancer.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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