wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Asians...

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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