what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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hextech crafting too opieop

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