what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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so...um, yeah

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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