What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Do you believe this will change?

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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BIG MAC'S

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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