why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Canadians

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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