What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Women's rights

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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get in the car.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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