Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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