Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Womens rights !

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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