Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Patrick is gay

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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