What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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a woman votes!

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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