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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

Hitler was Jewish.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

You smell bad? Cool.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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