what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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