(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Women's rights

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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