A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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women's rights.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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