- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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