Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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women's rights

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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