The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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