Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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a potato flew around my room

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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