How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Canida

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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