A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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