What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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