A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Tacos

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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