so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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meme

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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