Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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asian drivers.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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