Call of Duty is a good game.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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