What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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