Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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i'm funny

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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woman's rights

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