2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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