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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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