Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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women's rights

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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