2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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punchline below punchline above

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Deadly cancer.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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