Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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The Qur'an

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

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