A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Joey mayer's face

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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