What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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