Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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