why did the man die? he was shot

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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