A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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obama's promises

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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