I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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