- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

White NBA players.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Whats a cat? A cat!

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