The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Take wrong turns

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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