im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Yo mamas so fat

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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