roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Anti Joke

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