- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

hi. thats what she said.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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