What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Anti Joke

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