roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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