how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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