Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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no u

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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