What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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