Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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whats 2+2? 1

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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