What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Adele walks into the stables

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

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