What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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