A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Reading books

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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