How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Anti Joke

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