Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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www.xnxx.com

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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