You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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666 im christian

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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hiya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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