What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Cheese stick

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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