why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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