Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Bob Saget

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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