Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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