What is cowboy say

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Suck pussy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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