Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Lil Wayne

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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PIED NINNY!

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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