Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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