How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Eric is gay Ha

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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