what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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