- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What? Huh?

What do old people really like? Sex.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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