- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A Sloth runs...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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