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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Do you play piano? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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