theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Roey Jegen

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Invisible Television.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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hey bill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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