Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Iggy Azalea

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

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