Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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heat!

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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