A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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women's rights

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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