What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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whos district champs not JM

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Anti Joke

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