Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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