What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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