What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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