whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Well this is pointless.....

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Your mother is so fat.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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