Fat people.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Golf.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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