- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

The truth is he loves her!!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

i am predestal

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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