Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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