what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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