what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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