whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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America

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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The Qur'an

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women playing football?

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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