Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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France never surrender.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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