What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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I'm taken

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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