What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Leave. Now.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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