How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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