What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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poop

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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