- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

If you just read this, You're dead.

Double-whammy

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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