is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Anti Joke

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