A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Bing

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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