Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Women Voting

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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the midget went to the midget store

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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ballsack

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NEVER

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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...............................................................hi

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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