Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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