Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Anti Joke

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