Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops