Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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LIE

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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your face.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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