What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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DANA

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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