Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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