- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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