a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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asdf

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Sloths

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Anti Joke

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