Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Well, there's one way...

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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just in time?

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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