Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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