a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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haha black people :D

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Anti Joke

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