whats good about poland... fukk all

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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are you gay does your mom know

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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