What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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PEANIS!

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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