What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WNBA

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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say cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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