Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A black man without problems.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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