- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Take off your shoes.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

Needless to say,

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

i dont like chris

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock go away

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