Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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