Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Christianity

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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derp

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Y2K

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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