What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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