Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Penis

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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