your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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hello

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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