Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Womens Basketball.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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