What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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