Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

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