Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Will you marry me?

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A whale's vagina

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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