what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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NEVER

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What break when you talk?

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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