A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A man. That is all.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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