What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I'm hungry.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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