What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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