How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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alert("The Game");

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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