What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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