Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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