Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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