Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Minecraft.

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