What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Cleveland winning something

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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don't read this

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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