What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Women's rights

What are we then hypocrites?

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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