Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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