What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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AROUND

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Needless to say,

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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