911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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