I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Your Mom.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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