We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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