Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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womens rights

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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women's rights, lol

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