If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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pineapples

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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