What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Watch your lips.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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