Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what the hell happened to your face

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