Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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