- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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