Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Harry Styles

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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