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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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