there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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