If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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This is not a joke or is it

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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