Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Women's professional sports

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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