You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Justin Bieber

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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