Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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You will not press the like button.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Dick spice

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