Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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womens rights

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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