If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Anti Joke

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