So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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