Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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