what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Feminism.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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hear hear

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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