How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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W.N.B.A.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Brett Farve

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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