Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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