A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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