Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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