how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Vote this up

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Haha pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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