How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Life

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Everybody will die

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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