- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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