What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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hi michael

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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