knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Yes.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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