how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Jake. Walsh.

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