Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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