A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Health food.

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