Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Women's Rights.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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AIDS

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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