Why did the man die? He got shot!

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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