I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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tommy is retared

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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what is stupid and reading this you

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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