What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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