Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Screw it you write the joke.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Asians...

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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jokes r dumb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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