What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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sexual intercourse.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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