Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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penis hehehehe

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Well, this is fun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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