Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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