Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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