Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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