What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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