A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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