What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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