wanna hear a joke? no.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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ask me if im a door yes

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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