- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Justin Bieber

- Helen Keller

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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