- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Womens Rights

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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