What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What should I name my dog?

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Susie has Autism

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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what happens every day? People die

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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