Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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LIE

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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