An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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