5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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what color is blue? green

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Your mum is dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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I've got a boner

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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