Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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