Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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