What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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that wall over there ->

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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