What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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