what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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