What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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