What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's the difference between a duck?

How you know when dislextic

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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