whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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