- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's the square root of four? Two.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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