Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Fiats

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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YOLO.

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Alex Eggbert

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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