What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Your mother

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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You.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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