What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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