how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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