wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

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