- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Jess Burns

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

i saw your mom, i said hi

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

your mother is so lesbian

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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