How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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