- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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