How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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full house

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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dog

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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