Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Cliterus

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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