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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Refrigerator

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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