why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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NEVER

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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