What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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womens rights

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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No soup for you!

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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