If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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religion.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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You're welcome!

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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pubic lice.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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