Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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retard

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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hey guys what's up?

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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