Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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terry stockton is straight

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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