Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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suck my dick.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Anti Joke

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