What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

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