A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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