Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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