Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Weiner

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Golf.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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