What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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K.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Wy did the chicken?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why dont they make black forks

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Anti Joke

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