Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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