Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Mitt Romney

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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