Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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