Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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ur gey

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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