What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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oooh look a banshee

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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