Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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The jets are a good team..

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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