Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Make me famous

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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first

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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david poredos

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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