A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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I dislike old people.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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poo is yummy

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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