hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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