What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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