What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Small Penis.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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