A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What's a joke? Funny

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i cant think of one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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