What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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