Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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I can't see my forehead

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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