Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Women's rights

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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68 :)

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