Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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richard is fag

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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