Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Racial equality.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Woman's Rights.

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the WNBA

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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