Facebook How i met my mother

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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