Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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the WNBA

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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