how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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ewrg

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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