What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Christians

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

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