wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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I? Everett

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Obama

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Anti Joke

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