1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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