There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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