What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Dinosaur!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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knock knock come in!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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