What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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