where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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This is an anti-joke.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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1 Jew XD

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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MAKE

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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