How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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sorry got to poo

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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