Once upon a cross

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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The Irish man was sober.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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this is not a joke.

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