What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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