2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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how do you confuse a blond?

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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