How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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¿melano?

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

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