A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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