How's your mum? she's dead..

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live babies

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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