Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Womens' rights.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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