Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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