why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Gale swallows.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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