Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Women's Rights

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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