A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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