How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Poop swing

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