Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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