why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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want to go home? yea

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Anti Joke

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