why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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