Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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