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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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