Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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