A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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ure mama's so fat

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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