Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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all these jokes are horrible now

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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