Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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I am dyslexic

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Anti Joke

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