Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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TWIX PAUSE!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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My life :(

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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kevin kim

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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