- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

knock knock go away

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Santa Clogged my toliet

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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