What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Fruitcake

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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