why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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