Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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a. why? b. because

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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women's rights

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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