How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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gay pom...

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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