What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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bryden is a faggot

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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