- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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