What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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