- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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