What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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