Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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homosexuals are gay

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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I love Ciara!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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