How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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An Irishman stays home

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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