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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Anti Joke

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