Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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