how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Anti Joke

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