Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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- Helen Keller

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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