have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Cheese

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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