- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Please spell dyslexia.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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