Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anything involving women..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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