What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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