Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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