A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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people magazine

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