whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Horse tits

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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obama

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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