How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Pavel Novak

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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