- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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