What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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