What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Womens Rights.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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