Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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