what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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