Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Joke.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Anti Joke

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