why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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