What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What is life? Paul.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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*insert joke here*

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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