Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What did I do last night?work

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's big and white?

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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heads up!

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

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