All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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im at school

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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