What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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