Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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