What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Chuck norris

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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