What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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im black

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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