Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Canada's army

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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