Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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