your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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