Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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stinky boner

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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