- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Women's rights.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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