What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Anti Joke

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