Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Religion

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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