knock knock no ones home

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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whats 69+2? 71

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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guess what what? nothing.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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