- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Asian NASCAR.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

To mamas so fat shes fat

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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