A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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