A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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