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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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