What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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dick dick dick... frogs

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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