why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Rebecca Black

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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