What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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