I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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