How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down +40

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

thumb_up thumb_down -15

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +21

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Ha

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's 2+2? Fish

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops