What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Yo mama is so fat she died

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

thumb_up thumb_down +168

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops