Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Whats white? A fridge

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Rebecca Black

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Knock knock

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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