Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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I'm hungry.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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who farted your mother

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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