- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

An Aisian failed a test

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Matthew Baker

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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