- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Potassium? K.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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