Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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