what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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