- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Whats two plus two Four!

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

White NBA players.

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