A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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*insert joke here*

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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read this

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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