- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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