What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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womens rights

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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