- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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