why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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