How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Christians pornstars.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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how do you win a game try your best

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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