How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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