John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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womens rights

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I tell an anti joke!.

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No soap radio

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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