why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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WNBA

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Alchohol.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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hey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Jasper sucks.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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You're adopted.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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