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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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