You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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CHORGLUND

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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why do you care?

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Anti Joke

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