Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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