What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Dance is a sport

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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