- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

whats the capital of congo famine

AVI IS A FAG

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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