What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Bags of delicious poop.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Once upon a time, The end.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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I love boobs

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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