What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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a man said hi.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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