How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Potato.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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the battle of waterloo

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thumbs up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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