Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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