A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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