Where's my tractor?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Women's rights

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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4-4-2

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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