- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

These jokes don't have punchlines.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Girls Basketball.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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