Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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