Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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William Raines.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Sonic

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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