What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

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