Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Women's rights

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Anti Joke

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