How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Your future.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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