An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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womens rights.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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