why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Please? No.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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