Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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im at school

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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