Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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womans having rights.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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