What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

women's rights

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Tim likes girls

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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