B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

thumb_up thumb_down -31

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops