Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Once upon a cross

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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