- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yes

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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