- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Yes.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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