What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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i'm funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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