What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Can I touch it?

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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hi im paul!

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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