"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Needless to say,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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