Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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