An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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