What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Black people are innocent.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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