- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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