why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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