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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Liars go to hell! -God

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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