Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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I can't think of a joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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gay people

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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NEVER

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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