Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

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