What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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