Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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a horse nibbled a baby

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Women.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

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