Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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