How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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honest politician

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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