I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Penis.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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