Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Women's rights

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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you see theres this guy.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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