Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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