KILL WHITEY

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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