What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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dead babies

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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