2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Rick santorum

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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