A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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