*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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