Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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girls basketball

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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