What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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