When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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