When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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