Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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american government

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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this site is funny.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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