What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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