Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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