Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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