Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Anti Joke

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