Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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