Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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