Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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...Jack Vale

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Jess Burns

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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