What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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