Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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knock knock who's there no one

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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