what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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jokes r dumb

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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