What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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everyone dislike this

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Where is my tractor?

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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hi, im sober.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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