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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

josh simpson has cancer

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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