- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

zebras

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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