Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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