what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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This is not funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Anti Joke

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