Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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dead battery come on down

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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#scabbers

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Potato salad

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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