How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Anti Joke

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