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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Chrissy is funny.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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