A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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