Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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