What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A black goes to college

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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