What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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