A Frenchman stays and fights

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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No.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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