How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Women's rights.

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Wright flyer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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