A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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