what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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