Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Heskey time.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Dogs in my home.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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