What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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School

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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