what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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they're dead. idiot.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Anti Joke

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