why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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