Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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You.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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