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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your Mom The End.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

smug face >:}

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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