What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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The Qur'an

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women playing football?

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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