what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Poop

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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