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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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