Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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