- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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