Women's rights.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Penis

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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