So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

neil patrick harris

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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