BOTTOM!!!

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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