Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Caramel Boing.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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