- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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