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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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