- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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