whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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VAGINA.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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i wish i was a tree !

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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