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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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