knock knock ... no one was in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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