roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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who ever is reading this....

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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