How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Brad Fuller!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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I'm Polish.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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wsde

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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