Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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George Bush.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Hi

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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