- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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