An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

PATHETIC

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sometimes i'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops