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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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