What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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