HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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