Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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whats 2+2? 1

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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