- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

black people

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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