What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than this That :(

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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