God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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