What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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LIKE THIS!

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Type 2 diabetics

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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