Two planes walk into an office building

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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