A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Mrs. Welsh

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ur mother

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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