A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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