Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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