- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

I told you it would happen

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

drugs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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