guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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You're so straight!

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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KSI

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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