what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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how man

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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