Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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