- Anti Joke

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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