- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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