How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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No, Trinidad.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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