A black person walks out of KFC

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Your Mom.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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