What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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dallen loves penis

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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