Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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The EPA.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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a black guy hates chicken.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Sex. That is all.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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