how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Neither have I

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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