A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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save water shower with friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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