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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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