Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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lololololololololol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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