Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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i eat poop

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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