I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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pup

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Haha

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Penis

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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