What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Women's rights.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Knock knock come in.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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