- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I wrote a funny joke.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Women.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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