What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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