What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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