Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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