the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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