Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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