why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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