A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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