Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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You all have Aids

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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