Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What's up? A direction...

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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