What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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