How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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anus

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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