How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What's 4+7 47

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Justin Bieber

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