Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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The WNBA.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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kk

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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