- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's blue? The sky.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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