- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Women's rights.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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