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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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