why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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69 :)

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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