Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Watch your lips.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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homosexual

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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