How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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