- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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