Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What is the name of the car? What

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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