How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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hi mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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