What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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