Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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