Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What should I name my dog?

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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