I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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