Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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