why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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The horse's name was Friday

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Anti Joke

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