What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Womens' sports

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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