What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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