Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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