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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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