You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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fack me!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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