Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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