Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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