why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Woman's Rights

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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girls basketball

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