- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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