How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Anti Joke

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