Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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So one time this woman was learning...

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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