- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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