Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Dwarf Shortage

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Buzi vagy!

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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