What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The WNBA

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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