A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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