How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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