Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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