Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Potato!

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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so dont touch it.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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