Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Mooses

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Jersey Shore.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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