- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

How's the weather? Good.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Hello

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Obama

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

knock knock who's there police

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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