My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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