Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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im gay because im gay

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Anti Joke

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