Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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make me a sandwich!

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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