Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Shut the cork up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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knock knock who's there police

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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