Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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