darude- sandstorm

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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hi my name is? joe

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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