Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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