Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Nickleback.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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