That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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