What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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whats forever alone me

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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