whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Women's rights.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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