What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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test test

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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FAP

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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