whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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richard is fag

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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666 im christian

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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I am really good at math debating

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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