- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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