A cat playing laser tag.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Penis

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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