Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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