What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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