Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Ouch.

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