if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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thermodynamics?

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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