Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Chuck Norris.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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