sharks

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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