A blind man walks into a wall.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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9/11

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Anti Joke

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