What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How Long is a Chinese man.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops