What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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