What's 6+2? 16

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Christianity

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Anti Joke

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