Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's your guys names?

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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