- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody kids ...

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Diarrhea

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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