Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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A women's opinion.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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