Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Sarah Palin

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

see ya

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

what happens every day? People die

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Mexicans working in an office

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Anti Joke

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