Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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nice shorts.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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I can't see my forehead

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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