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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Obama 2012

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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