You are joking right?

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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