What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How are you this morning?

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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