Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Women's Rights.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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guess what?

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Anti Joke

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