It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Women's Rights..

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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