Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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