compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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