what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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