What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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