Blind people can't read this.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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WNBA

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Anti Joke

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