Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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