What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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*prepares this to get negged*

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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