- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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