A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Set up Punch line.

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I'm Polish.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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