a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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