Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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