what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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