What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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You see how lame this is?

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Rebecca Black

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Anti Joke

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