Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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