Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Women's Rights

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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