- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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