How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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I love alchohol!

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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