A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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GAY PEOPLE

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