Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Penis in a box.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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