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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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