Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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The white guy did it!

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whats black. an african american person

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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This is a joke.

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