Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Womens rights

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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whats 2+2? 1

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Democracy.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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