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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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