what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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