Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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