Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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afbn;fjnf;ajnvaf;djvnadf;vvjkfvnfvjalnvjkfvnaeljvknfljkvndfsljvnadfjvndflvkadjnfvldjfnvlakdjfnvldfjnvaldfjkvndfjkvandfvjlkdfnvaldkjvndlfjvandflvdjnvadljfnvdlfjvnadflvjdnfvladjnvdlkfjvnadlfjvndaflvjakdnflvjdakfnvalfdknvljdnflvjdanlfjvnadflvjandfvljkfndvladjkfnvldajfknvalherluhwprgqehgpquetryhpqwiourpqoitqyert9134857wieosdfljkealdfjkgfrgjuy0qo48wriehflqgetarkgjfhjkljgbflgjbfgjbflsdjfbgbkglirueerhigqehgluqeht3qt9384yt19834ty308748574785uifhsldhfljaghlkjfghfldkjaghlkfjdhaglkjhdglkjhfdgioerqoertueroiuytqeuirytqerouityqerotuiyertiuytqoiuerhajvnasdnjkvalfn I stopped reading too.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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