A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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