whats polish and black a polish black person

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Get off my porch.

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Jordan is pregant

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Anti Joke

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