Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Halo < COD

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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