What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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the your face joke

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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