What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Penis

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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