What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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I pooped.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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