Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Republicans

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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