Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Caca.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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adam hodgson !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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