Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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haha

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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