What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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