-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Black people are innocent.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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My pet rock died.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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