Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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9/11

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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test

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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