What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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