Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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