nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Women's Rights.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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