What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Alex Eggbert

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Oh...okay, good.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

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