What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Okay, one second.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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think twice or at least think

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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