Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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kiss me?

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Your life

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Anti Joke

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