Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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rocky is here again.......................

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Anti Joke

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