You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Sarah Palin

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Anti Joke

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