Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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