Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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have safe sex

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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