What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Noah is Smart.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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