A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Anti Joke

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