Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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womens rights

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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