- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Cripples are lame.

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