- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

the asian kid gets an F

An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

I wrote a funny joke.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

Justin Beiber

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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