No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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knock knock Come in!!!

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mom is fat

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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