Safe sex MR

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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hi bye

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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This is a joke

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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