A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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