What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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The EPA.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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