What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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hi dave

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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