How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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