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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A man. That is all.

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I walk into a bar...

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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