What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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toast points

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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