What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Get in the van

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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