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Walnut

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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pubic lice.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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