What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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i hate non minorities!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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donald................duck for president

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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