Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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