Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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