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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Elizabeth Warren

Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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