Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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canada

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Knock Knock.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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The Economy

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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the holocaust

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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