Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats white? A fridge

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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jack shine has boobs

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Anti Joke

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