"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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