What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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asian drivers.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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