Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Rylan Clark

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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