Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Asians

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Jews...

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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