How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Justin Bieber

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