Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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WOw you have no life

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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George Bush.

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