What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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