A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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