Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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