- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Do you know that car over there? No.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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