how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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