A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Hitler

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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