What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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matty russel are you on here

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Anti Joke

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