Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Black People

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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