Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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