A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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