Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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