What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

whats black? a black man

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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