Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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