KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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