A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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