did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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