I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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