A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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