How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Poop

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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