What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Your girlfriend.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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