Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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robin, get in the car.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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