Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Homo say what?

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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