I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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whats my name? Matt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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