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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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