why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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