A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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