Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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