Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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    You are all wrong. It depends on the strength of your blender.

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    Not an anti-joke, it's just a dead baby joke. To make it an anti-joke, the punchline should be "That would depend on many factors, including size of the babies and the size of the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should stop thinking about such things." See? Anti-joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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