- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

kesha is a virgin.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

scientology.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

YOLO

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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