- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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