what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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