How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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cheese

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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penis

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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