why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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lewis=cardiac

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Womens Basketball.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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