Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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