What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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penus

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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