- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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