What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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