How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What's 9+10? 19.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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poop.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

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