why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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