why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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knock knock who's there?

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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