Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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My dad

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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