whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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like for a handjob.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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womens rights

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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