What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Daniel is a fag

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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