A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Poop swing

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Your mums a potato

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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