What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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human centipede

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Ily bae

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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