Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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LIKE THIS!

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Women's Sports

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Your mama's so fat.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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