A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Fiats

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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