An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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