Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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