What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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hey

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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womens rights

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