HOLY COW!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Sarah Palin

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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