Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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