- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why was 6 afraid of 7?

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A guy at a baseball game....

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

you know whats funny... nothing.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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