Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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