Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Robert Mugabe.

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