womens rights

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

toast points

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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