Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Women rights..

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why is your face? Because.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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