A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Runescape.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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