What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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25

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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