Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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