Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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