What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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I like pom

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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