What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Your momma's so fat...

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KKK

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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