Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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