Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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