Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Yo Momma So Fat!

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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