How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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