Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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hello

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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