Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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