- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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