- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

anti jokes are really funny

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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