Barack Obama

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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kkk

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Your Mom

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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