aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Rick Perry.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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feminism

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

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