What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Potato salad

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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