why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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what is orange? an orange

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Anti Joke

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