Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Potato salad

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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