knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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