If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A black succeeds

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

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