John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Spread the net.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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