this website is a bad joke

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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hi patrick

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Women's Rights

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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