what smells worse then shit Drew White

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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