I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Zach Barlow

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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