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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Women's Rights.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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