Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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