Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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