Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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hi mom

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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women's rights.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Anti Joke

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