What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your Mom

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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