What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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