A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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I'm so punny.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What time is it? 10:58

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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