whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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T-Dog scare me

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Patriarchy.

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