- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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