How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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your face

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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