Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Mooses

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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potatoes

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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