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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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