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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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