A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did I do last night?work

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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KKK

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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