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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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