what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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