Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

"33"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops