An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Your Mother

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Meow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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