- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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