A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

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