why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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