A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Your mom.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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