Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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hi

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

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