Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Yo mama so fat.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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