why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Keanu Reaves

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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