What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Anti Joke

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