- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

i keep getting thumbs down...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."