What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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