What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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