How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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