Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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eoin burgin is fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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