Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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