Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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