Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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minecraft

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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