- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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