Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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