josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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