Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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