What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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women playing football?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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