What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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