When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Penis

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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1 + 1 = 3

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pineapples

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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