Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

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