- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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