what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Harry Styles

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Anti Joke

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