What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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