finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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