Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Mark Wilson

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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lebron

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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