How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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It's long!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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