You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Bad grammers.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Burp

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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