What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Weiner

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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DON"T READ THIS!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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