A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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You sick fiend

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Queens Park rangers

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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