Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Hi.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Society.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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