The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Anti Joke

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