your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Ol-ive

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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I am a women

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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