A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Anti Joke

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