Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Black Poeple

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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