If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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haha

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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knock knock go away ok

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whats chinese noodles

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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