Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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"Knock knock." "No."

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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