Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Paige

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Once upon a cross

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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