What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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The Holocaust.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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