Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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The Holocaust

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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AND

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japan4.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Skrillex.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Dylan is gay

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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