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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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