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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Women's rights

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Connor is homo

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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