"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What is a chair?

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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