Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Water? I hardly know her.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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