What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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?J?o?k?e?

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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