What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Paige

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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