- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man? Black

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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