What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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