Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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hi charles lattuca III

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Where's my tractor?

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Black people having a Job.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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