A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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