What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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