What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Anti Joke

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