Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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The Aristocrats

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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