A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Bitch

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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