Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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