what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Hello Braydon

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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