My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Turkey Balls

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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