If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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