Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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