What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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