What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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