Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Black Friday

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ur mum

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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