Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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