A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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This joke isnt funny.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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