do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anthony sucks

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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