What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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Itookasipasoda

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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minorities

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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