What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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