Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Justin Bieber

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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