Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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