What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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whats a joke

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Penis

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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well use a tissue!

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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