Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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