Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Dick Chaney

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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