Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Rebecca Black.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I can Nazi

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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