What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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