A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Granny porn!

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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womans rights...

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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