why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Sarah Palin

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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America Votes

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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