What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Life

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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