What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Matty B

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

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