What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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