I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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YOU

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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