- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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