You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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