A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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KKK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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