If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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