A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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