Guess what? You guessed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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It says so on your cap.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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The Detroit Lions

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