If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why did the jew die Really...

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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