You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Penis.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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