You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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