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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Blind people can't read this.

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