What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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the asian kid gets an F

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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