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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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