Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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George Bush.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Lets go Yankees

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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