A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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