What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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