Jews

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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a black father

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Poverty.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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