- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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