I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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women's rights

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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