Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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read me write me

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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