How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Women Drivers.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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hi iggy

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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