How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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sky's sty

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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