why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

thumb_up thumb_down -25

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops