why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Religion

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

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