A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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asian, do math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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