why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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I dislike old people.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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