Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A person from Singapore eats

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Anti Joke

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