There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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