What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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you are a åsshole :)

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Anti-joke.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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PUDDING

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general tso's broccoli

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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