a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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