Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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you are a åsshole :)

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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God.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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