What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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