I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Homo say what?

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Jews...

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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MICHAEL

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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