What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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