Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Your Mom

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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