- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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