How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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I can't think of a joke!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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