What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Female Orgasms

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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