Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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