Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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