What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Abortion.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

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