Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

thumb_up thumb_down

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

thumb_up thumb_down

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

thumb_up thumb_down +31

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops