Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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