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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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