Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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So. The gays. ...

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A women's opinion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Reading books

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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