-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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