- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

I wrote a funny joke.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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