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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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