- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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