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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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