What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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