Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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bum sex lol

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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