- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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