There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Snooki

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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