How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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