What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Do you love me? No.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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