Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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