Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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