When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Justin Bieber

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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