- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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