What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Guest what? Dog

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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