Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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test

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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