A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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KOOKABURRA

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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