How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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who farted i did :]

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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