Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

A new restaurant KKKcake

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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