Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Slavery lol

What did the clock say? The time.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

French people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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