1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Woman's rights.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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