Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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