What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Gay rights.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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