why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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