What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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