If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Anti Joke

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