So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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the WNBA

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Anti Joke

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