- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Joay impistato is a fig

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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