what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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