Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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