Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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