What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Smelly Indians.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Anti Joke

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