- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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