Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Penis-biter

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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whats black and large -me

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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whats black? a black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Anti Joke

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