What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Black people having a Job.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Anti Joke

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