Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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