- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

GONNA

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Yo mama so fat.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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