Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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This is a joke

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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