YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

thumb_up thumb_down

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

thumb_up thumb_down +116

What color is my lamp? Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

thumb_up thumb_down +23

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops