Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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