What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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