How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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