- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Sarah Palin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Who is a knob? ross d

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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