What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Obama 2012

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why? Why not?

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