A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Penis

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

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