Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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