the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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women's rights.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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