Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops