I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

thumb_up thumb_down -11

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

thumb_up thumb_down -18

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops