What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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full house

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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