Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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