An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Pianca going ham

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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