What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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