My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Wenis Penis

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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