What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Tucker Rivera

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Swag.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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