Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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#Hanging Degus

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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womans having rights.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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