Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Microwave

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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