- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

This is an anti-joke.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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