I came.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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mooooh im a cow

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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