What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Gay Rights

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

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