Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Potato

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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