A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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