A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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apple pie.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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