- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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