Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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knock knock get lost!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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