What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Hi

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Snarf Nuggets

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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I'm taken

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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