Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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White NBA players.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Okay, after this one then...

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Gun Control

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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