Get in the van

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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9/11

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Boner

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