Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What the hell are you doing?

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Women's Golf

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Bitch

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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