What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Pickles

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Connor is homosexuaI

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She said no

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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