Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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666

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Women's rights

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Anti Joke

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