What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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