your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

nice tits.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

i have cancer

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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