What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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GONNA

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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