When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

So does Blake

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Women's rights

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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