What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Your Mom.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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