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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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