I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Miscarriages.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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