Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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