What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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