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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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W.N.B.A.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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