What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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