Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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