The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I'm sn otter

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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The Bible

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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