Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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