what's worse then a blowjob?

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Ass

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dog

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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hi my name is? joe

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Womens rights !

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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