I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Women's rights

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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?J?o?k?e?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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