whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Bitch

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What does water taste like? Water

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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