What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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