did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Women's rights

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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clamidia

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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cheese

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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