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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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