How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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You

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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