THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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involved parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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