whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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what's black and can't swim?

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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