Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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