What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Fiats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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