SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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