I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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