A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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