What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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