There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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