- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Is this where I type the joke?

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

troll----> hahaha---->

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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