what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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So dont touch it

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Your all fags

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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