How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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