Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A man died.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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