What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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