Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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A seal walks into a club.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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