No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What is the name of the car? What

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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