- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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