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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

KONY 2012

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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