whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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