Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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