- Anti Joke

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A baby seal walks into a club

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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