If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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