why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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