a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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