whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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