Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Your mother

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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knock knock There's no door

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flavin's head

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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