Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Ehh

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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