When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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A: B: No pun intended.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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