What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Comedy.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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The 13th Amendment...

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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