What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Stop being a centipede

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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