a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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