Womens Sports

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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FIRE!!

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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