9001

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's 9 plus 10? 19

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pen15

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Your Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wanna hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

wanna hear a joke. i do to

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I ponder

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops