What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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