- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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