America

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Poop.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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I can Nazi

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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