Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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