I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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