The MLS

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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No

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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eden stop

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The WNBA.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's big and white?

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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