- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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