Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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