So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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