Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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