whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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YOU

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Abortion

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Anti Joke

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