Woman rights.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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watch a i d s left

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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