- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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