What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's your blood type? Red.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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