If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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