Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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This is not a joke

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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