Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Anti Joke

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