what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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