Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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