Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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