Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Anti Joke

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