What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why? Because racecar.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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