What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Winter

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Stephen Hawking

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Black people are innocent.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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