Your mom is so fat...

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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