- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Antijokes...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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