What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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