- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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