Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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the asian kid gets an F

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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This is my joke. funny

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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I like pom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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