Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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