Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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im a dragon, no im not

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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