guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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