" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Baseball

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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