- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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