- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Womens rights

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Whats two plus two Four!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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