Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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I like turtoes.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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this website is a bad joke

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Punch line.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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