A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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this site is funny.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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I wrote a funny joke.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Anti Joke

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