what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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since when?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

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