Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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sky silverstein

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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