What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A black man comes home from work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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a woman votes!

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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