How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Penis

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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