Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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