yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Shut the cork up!

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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