who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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69

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Arron Glass

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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I hate blackniggers

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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