A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Justin Bieber

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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poo

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Anti Joke

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