Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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