How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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your face is kinda funny

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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