What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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A man... walks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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