A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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