Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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