Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Women Drivers.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Caramel Boing.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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