What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Everybody will die

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Your gay

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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