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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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