Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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1 Jew XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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