Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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i lost the game

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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