Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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sweaty black guy

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ecks! why zee?

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Kah-________-

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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I once did something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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