Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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