1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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