So one time this woman was learning...

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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c+t+c?

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Anti Joke

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