why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Whats green? The color green.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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thumbs up!

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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