What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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The WNBA.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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democracy

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Anti Joke

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