A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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i heart wiener

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your time.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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