Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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No.

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Rush Limbaugh

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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