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A seal walks into a club.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Global Warming.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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