knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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