why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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