Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

I'm hungry.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

the WNBA

Lacrosse

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

vaginas

Good to see you today!

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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