Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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