Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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