i have two hands.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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