A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What is life? Paul.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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