- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

9/11

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Boner

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Screw it you write the joke.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Neither does he.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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