- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

If i open this door you can go trough it

pudding

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Who invented apple? God

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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