Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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bologna

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Gay's

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Jews

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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