I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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No!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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9/11/2001

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A woman's opinion

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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