how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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