Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Once upon a cross

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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10inch nice

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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