What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Women's Rights.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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