- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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