Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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