Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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