What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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