A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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