Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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c-? men, C-men

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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