- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Golf.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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