A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Hillary Clinton

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Your mum is dead

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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