I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Gingers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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