Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Women's rights

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