american idol

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Y u do dis?

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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