Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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This sentance contains three errers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Moral

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Dont read this joke

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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knock knock you may come in

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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