What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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The WNBA

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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