what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Massie is a fatass

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WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Good afternoon.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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