- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

THE GAME

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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