When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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u jelly?

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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