What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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The cream, it is coming

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Anti-joke.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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