- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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