Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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