whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Do you like fishsticks No

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Got milk? No.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Anti Joke

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