Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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