How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Phew... it's gone.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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politically correct!

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Which one is hardest?

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Who is John Galt?

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Anti Joke

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