- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Video Games

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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