Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Banana

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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