- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

knock knock go away!!!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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