Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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