a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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