A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Your Mom

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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women playing football?

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xavier stop

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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This is not a joke

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A man sat on a chair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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