What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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