Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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