When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

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