Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Breast cancer.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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HEY!

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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