I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Nickelback

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brainfart

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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