A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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A black goes to college

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Anti Joke

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