Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Anti Joke

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