- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

There's a god, just kidding.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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