Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Black...

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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My peni s

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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69

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Hello.

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your mom is so fat.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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