Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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This is a joke

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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