What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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