Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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