What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Your Mom The End.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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haha

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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