knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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