what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Anti Joke

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