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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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