- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What you reading? reading?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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