What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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nba live 13

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Microwave

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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