Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Women's rights

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Flop dog

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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