Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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nine...eleven

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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