- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Neither does he.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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