Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Hillary Clinton

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Rick Perry.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Obama

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Tennesse

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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