- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Potassium? K.

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