- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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