i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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