why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Women's Rights

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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