- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

And you honored it I see :P

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

copy me and i will kill you

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A car walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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