Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Jesus was a good guy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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