- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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