Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Bloody kids ...

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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women's rights

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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