What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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