Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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