Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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