Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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How old is victor? Old

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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