An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Take this and put it- No.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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