How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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