A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's up? The sky.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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