Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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