noah is a scrub jungle

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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a. why? b. because

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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