Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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The Big Band Theory

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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