How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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42, that is all

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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whats one plus one penis

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Your mom is not fat!

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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