What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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richard is fag

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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