I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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