Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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