- Anti Joke

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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