What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Knock knock It's open

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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