Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Yes.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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