Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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