What did the peanut say to the jelly

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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