Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Q. who's george porchy?

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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YOU

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Anti Joke

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