Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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