who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

chuck norris is a little b|tch

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

I like jokes.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Kenny G

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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