- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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