Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A man buys a prius

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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