How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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