Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The Holocaust

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Hail Hitler

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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