Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Barbara Streisand

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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I have a gay camel

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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