Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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