- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

PENIS that is all

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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