women outside of the kitchen

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Jews

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Banana

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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