An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Mike tyson

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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