What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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