Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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