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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

a man is running away

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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