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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Your're racist.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Anti Joke

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