A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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