Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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