A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Amazing

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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