Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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