Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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