What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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