- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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