What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

"Up to 50% off."

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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