this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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