What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why? Why Not?

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