- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Anti jokes SUCK!

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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