A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Civil Rights.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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123 f*ck off

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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black people. that is all...

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