One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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flavin's head

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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