Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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penis

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Garry Glitters on here

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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