whats white and sticky glue

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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