What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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12 niqqa 12.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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