roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I C U P White stuff

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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