Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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