Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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