How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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a man is running away

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Christians

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Rebecca Black

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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A black man in a country bar.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Anti Joke

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