Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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The american education system.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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