What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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