Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Women's rights.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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