why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Anti Joke

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