Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A dancer walks into a barre

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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