What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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hashtags suck balls

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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