What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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