what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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you just lost the game!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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