Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Neil Lewis

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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My penis is big... not.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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