- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Feminism.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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