Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Trump will make America great again.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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