Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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