A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Dancing Potatoe!

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why? Why not?

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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