- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

potato farming

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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