When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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