I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Sarah Palin.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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