your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Go away still nothing to see

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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