Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Baseball

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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