- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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