If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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i heart wiener

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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