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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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who else is on here?

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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You have friends

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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