- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

women's rights

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Hey, come here often? No.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

- Helen Keller

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