knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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hi iggy

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Soccer...

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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whoa there

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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