How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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This one time at band camp....

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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my penis

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Ass

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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