how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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