- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

make me a sandwich!

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Refrigerator

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

whats black? a black man

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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