Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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I've got a dig bick

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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