"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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White NBA players.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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