- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

I have a crush on my dad.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

this is not a joke

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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