- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Knock knock, Come in...

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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