David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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