What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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WOw you have no life

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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