Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Women's rights.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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