Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Okay.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Obama.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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