Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

So you there Red?

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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