A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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what is orange? an orange

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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