I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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