How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what color is blue? green

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Thanks

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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