Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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