Child Prostitution.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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The WNBA

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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WNBA

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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