Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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THE GAME

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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