Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Penis

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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