why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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