A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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