Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Daniel is a fag

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Stealth baseballs record

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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lets bomb africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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