A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Scott Gomez

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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You having friends.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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