what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Women's rights

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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