Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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