What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Potato!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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what?

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

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