Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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