yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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