Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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one day i went to bed

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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