Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Nickelback

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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brainfart

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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