Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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The horse said "nay."

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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the economy.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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123 Main street

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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