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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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