A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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no

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Your mom

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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boobs

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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i hate you.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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