What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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bryden is a faggot

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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