BOTTOM!!!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Who has downs this joke

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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God is real.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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