Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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i have two hands.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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