what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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