Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

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