Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Nathan Gooderson.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Libraries.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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National security?

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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black people swimming

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