Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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This is a joke

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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